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Post by nick on Nov 8, 2005 19:32:49 GMT -5
-when people see me walking on the side of the road and lean out the window and honk. If you arent gonig to a) give me a ride or b) stop and talk to me DONT fucking honk.
-when im walking down the street and people whistle at me. what the fuck? i know im not hot and neither are you. it just so happens that you are a 200 pound woman with a mullet and im not being an asshole to you so dont be one to me.
-people who wear WAY to much makeup. what is it that you are trying to hide? im sure you look fine without the makeup stop being a bullshit artist.
-people who drink alcohol and smoke weed every day. do i even have to explain. everything in moderation people. except masturbatino of course.
-if you say you are gonig to do something follow through with it. dont just stand there like you are deaf and dumb.
-people who dont use their turn signals. and then when you ride in front of them without knowing they are turning they have to stop short and get pissed at ME.
-litter. assholes
-people who ask me a million questions about why im vegan and why it is a stupid idea. i became vegan because i wanted to help things not be a fucking punching bag for your elitist ideas. i dont bother anyone about the meat they eat so i would appreciate it if everyone left me alone about the meat i dont eat.
there are more but i just made myself super angry.
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Post by God on Nov 8, 2005 19:37:43 GMT -5
-when people see me walking on the side of the road and lean out the window and honk. If you arent gonig to a) give me a ride or b) stop and talk to me DONT fucking honk. -when im walking down the street and people whistle at me. what the fuck? i know im not hot and neither are you. it just so happens that you are a 200 pound woman with a mullet and im not being an asshole to you so dont be one to me. -people who wear WAY to much makeup. what is it that you are trying to hide? im sure you look fine without the makeup stop being a bullshit artist. -people who drink alcohol and smoke weed every day. do i even have to explain. everything in moderation people. except masturbatino of course. -if you say you are gonig to do something follow through with it. dont just stand there like you are deaf and dumb. -people who dont use their turn signals. and then when you ride in front of them without knowing they are turning they have to stop short and get pissed at ME. -litter. assholes -people who ask me a million questions about why im vegan and why it is a stupid idea. i became vegan because i wanted to help things not be a fucking punching bag for your elitist ideas. i dont bother anyone about the meat they eat so i would appreciate it if everyone left me alone about the meat i dont eat. there are more but i just made myself super angry. Haha, I concur. Exhalted
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Post by victoria on Nov 8, 2005 19:39:06 GMT -5
HAHAHAHHAHA yessss. that ruled. although, it would be even cooler if it was longer though. it's okay though, i understand you're a busy man.
1) you are hot, so shut yo mouth. 2) i hate it when people litter too. i was walking back from the cafeteria by myself yesterday and there was this shit all over the ground. i said out loud, "what the fuck is this crap? you assholes." i would have picked it up but i didn't have a trash stick and garbage bag like the convicts on the trail. ima need to get me one of those sometime soon.
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Post by nick on Nov 8, 2005 19:43:07 GMT -5
HAHAHAHHAHA yessss. that ruled. although, it would be even cooler if it was longer though. it's okay though, i understand you're a busy man. 1) you are hot, so shut yo mouth. 2) i hate it when people litter too. i was walking back from the cafeteria by myself yesterday and there was this shit all over the ground. i said out loud, "what the fuck is this crap? you assholes." i would have picked it up but i didn't have a trash stick and garbage bag like the convicts on the trail. ima need to get me one of those sometime soon. yes, you are da man of girls
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Post by instanterik on Nov 8, 2005 20:50:10 GMT -5
Are we still allowed to yell "punk faggot" at you when your biking?
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Post by nick on Nov 8, 2005 21:08:48 GMT -5
sure
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Post by instanterik on Nov 8, 2005 21:23:33 GMT -5
That's a relief.
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Post by nick on Nov 8, 2005 22:10:36 GMT -5
im glad
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Post by nick on Nov 9, 2005 9:25:42 GMT -5
since you wanted it to be longer i will add
-when i used to work people would come into the restaurant like 5 minutes before we closed. this means that evreything had been cleaned and shut down for the day. this also means that in order to cook for them we would have to put everythnig back together and make it all dirty again. this lead to me having to clean everythnig again which would extend my stay until 1 in the morning instead of 12. why the fuck couldnt they have just gone home and made a sandwich instead of gonig with the 5 course meal option. 5 courses at fucking 11:50 at night. who the hell eats that much at 11:50. assholes thats who
-when people bitch about saving the bay and saving the environment but drive everywhere and support companies that destroy our earth. i see that "save the bay" sticker on your yukon denali xl and im pretty sure your 8 miles to the gallon isnt helping or even neutralizing any saving of the bay. so either take the sticker off or ride your bike everywhere.
-all of the stupid ass freshman in the hallways who are gonig at a normal pace then suddenly stop short to talk to someone. i crash into their back and then get pissed at you. what the hell is so important that you have to block an already congested hallway?
-also the freshman kids who sit next t ome at lunch. stupid, annoying, i want to kill you. they yell all lunch and this stupid girl gives her boyfriend lap dances while im trying to eat. do it again and i will put my foot up your ass.
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Post by mike on Nov 9, 2005 16:21:28 GMT -5
haha the NYC version of things that piss me off:
-tourists-stopping and taking pictures of things right in the middle of the sidewalk while im trying to fucking get to my school on time so i dont get my lab deleted
-new york city drivers and taxis-these people are out to kill people, i swear, although it is kinda funny seeing the occasional tourists almost get plastered by some taxi rushing to get to the next victim, its no fun when you have the walk signal and they think they can oom right at you and honk that fucking horn
-this one homeless guy who asks me for money every day-dont get me wrong im all for supporting someone if they need help, but if i didnt have money yesterday, or the day before that or the day before that, i most likely dont have it today. Also if i dont have it, dont call me a fucking asshole who doesnt give a shit about other people, when i stop walking to actually see if i have any money on me.(and it doesnt help your outlook to me when you hit on my friend)
-people with designer clothes and a braided mohawk-yes a braided mohawk, i see at least one of these a day, and it really pisses me off, maybe its just me, but thats just horrible
-the rain-nuff said
-high cigarette prices-i guess i should quit and this wouldnt really be a problem
-high prices on everything...
im kinda jus ranting at this point to waste time while im in this boring class right now...but you all get the point
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Post by nick on Nov 9, 2005 16:29:51 GMT -5
braided mohawk is kinda a crusty thing and that homeless guy sounds creepy.
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Post by Kathinayoga Kalarippayattu on Nov 9, 2005 16:51:48 GMT -5
- When people buy overpriced bracelets and T-shirts at hot topic or pacsun that have a big anarchy symbol on them...who are you kidding...you couldnt even give a halfass definition of what anarchy would mean to you, you just do it becuase your parents dont like it and you think its 'cool'.
- People who wear long, Black, oversized, shitty looking pleather jackets from hot topic...cmon dude, you look like you skinned the backseat of a fucking Honda for that jacket.
- When everyone is in a group and someone has to pick up an instrument or even go so far as to go and get someones without asking and play it in front of everyone. yeah we get it, you like music too now fucking stop.
- People who brag about how much they can drink.
- Drinking something and having it come out my nose. It fucking hurts and its not funny so cut the shit.
- People who try to wrestle with me, i will kick you in the nuts.
- When people touch my face, hair, or pull on my clothes...Ill probably hit you
- Old people who are assholes to me just because im young. Go get glaucoma.
- Shitty drivers who drive fast. Do you think that becuase you suck at driving means you should do so faster?
- Getting water in my shoes.
- People who don't say Heeeeelllllllo Kiiitttttyyy (some of you know about the hello kitty)
- and finally, When someone tries to make me hold their baby or tell me how cute some little kid is. He/She is fucking ugly and loud I dont want them crying around me.
I might have some more later.
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Post by victoria on Nov 9, 2005 18:22:03 GMT -5
-Boston tourists. I only have one incident but it really pissed me off. I was riding the T from Park Street back to my dorm after coming back from Barrington. All I wanted to do was get back cause I had a test to study for. At the Symphony stop, it was stopped for 10 minutes. All of a sudden, they started taking a person down from the T that was in a wheelchair. I look out the window and all these people are taking pictures of it and videotaping. What in the hell is the matter with you people. Are you insane? Here let me push you onto the highway. I'll be laughing when I'm taking pictures.
-Wet socks. You know, they just piss me off. It feels so gross.
-The cafeteria staff at the MassArt cafeteria. Considering my school does not have its own cafeteria, I usually go to MassArt. I swear all of them are convicts and crackheads. The "head honcho" is this woman with a really annoying voice that just wanders around and stairs at everyone, like "Squeak, squeak, I'm a mouse, squeak!" Most of the guys that serve the food are horny bastards that hit on all girls. If you walk up, they go, "Hey, how you doin'?" or "Hey baby, wassup?" Sick. One of them even heard one of my suitemates giving some guy her number. He actually wrote it down and called her to ask her out. What the fuck, you maniac. Another woman, I like to call her Crazy Eye, is fucking angry all the time. She's mad at God for giving her a wandering eye. Anyway, everytime I go up, she yells at me cause I don't tell her exactly what I'm eating. I got nachos one day; all the sign said was "Nachos." I brought it up to pay and she said, "How am I supposed to know what this is?" I said, "It's nachos." "What is it? Beef? Vegetarian?" "I didn't know there was more than one kind; the sign just said nachos." (Rolls her wandering eye at me). I wouldn't let her get away with that. A couple days later, my roommate got a plate of tots. Right in front of Crazy Eye, I said, "Dani, make sure you count them and tell her exactly how many tots you have. You wouldn't want her getting mad at you!"
-Mullets. There are select few people that can get away with mullets (Gunther, the Electronik Supersonik guy and that Koto guy that plays the keyboard and jumps around). Okay, mullets are 80s. The 80s was a good decade. But the 80s is OVER. Long hair is cool on girls, short hair is cool on guys. Long and short together just doesn't work. Please, cut your fucking mullet or i'll do it for you.
-The fact that when my sister calls me, I can't get off the phone for a half hour. "OMG like, the boy I went out with is so cute! Blah blah blah blah." Um, shut up. I don't care cause you're going to get a new boyfriend in 2 weeks and bitch about the old one anyway. That's probably why I don't answer anymore.
-Streetwork / Building work. Okay, I don't know if it's me but why is that anywhere you go, it is necessary for those fucks to do work at freaking 6 am. Ummm, unless you want cranky tired people bitching at you all day, I would shut your jiggling metal penis off and wait until 11.
-Chocolate. I can't stop eating it. Fuck you.
-People with insane laughs that you can hear through walls. I just want to shoot them with a bow and arrow.
I have homework to do, I'll write more when I'm in a more pissed off mood. Too bac I don't work at Brooks anymore. I could think of so much then.
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Post by Kathinayoga Kalarippayattu on Nov 9, 2005 22:40:39 GMT -5
Anyone with a mullet should be stoned to death as is anyone who positively suggets someone growing a mullet. This is the new form of martial law.
Especially for the mildely retarded kid with the metallica shirts and the glasses at our school
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Post by God on Nov 9, 2005 22:41:44 GMT -5
Shut up steve, that kid rules.
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